尽(jìn )管克利(🌠)夫(fū )·(🔨)斯(sī )(🆓)塔(tǎ )基(jī )(✒)(Cliff Starkey)努(🔱)力(🕰)尝(🤢)试(shì ),但(dàn )(🎺)这(zhè )位(wèi )帅(🎹)气(qì )又(yòu )(🥈)带(dài )(🐉)点狡黠(xiá )(🍖)的(de )(🔬)小(xiǎo )(🏴)伙(huǒ )子(zǐ )(🐮)就(🥩)是无法(fǎ )避(bì )(📿)免麻(má )烦(fán )(⏬)。在(zài )他(❣)位(wèi )于(yú )英(yīng )(♑)国(guó )(📼)海(hǎi )(😎)岸(àn )边这(zhè )个(gè )(🐿)宁(🕔)静(jìng )(🔸)的家(🎩)乡(🤷),几(🛍)乎没(méi )(🕖)什(shí )(🕯)么(me )(👁)能激(jī )起(qǐ )他的(de )兴趣(qù )(🚉)…(🏐)…(🚥)除(🐖)了(le )(🕌)草地(dì )(📞)保(🎿)龄(líng )球(🥞)。克利(🍮)夫(fū )一向(xiàng )喜欢按自(zì )(🐶)己(jǐ )(🥀)的(🕕)规则(😱)行(🐖)事(shì )(🤷),这让(ràng )(⏺)那(nà )些(xiē )循(xún )(📎)规(guī )(🧚)蹈(dǎo )矩(🔩)、(🥁)年(nián )(🌚)长的(de )(🚨)草地(dì )保(bǎo )(😞)龄(líng )球爱(ài )(❔)好(💱)者们(men )大为不(bú )满。不(💻)久(🗞)之后,这(zhè )位(🐑)草地(dì )(🙌)保(bǎo )(🤠)龄(🤸)球(qiú )界(🙄)的(㊙)淘(táo )(👓)气(qì )小(xiǎo )(🙉)子(💪)就(jiù )(⛓)把这(zhè )(⏰)项(xiàng )(🈴)沉稳(wěn )(⛏)而(ér )(🥫)地(dì )(🤷)道的英国(🚻)消(xiāo )(🤲)遣(qiǎn )(🕙)活(⛳)动(dòng )搅得天(tiān )(⛳)翻(fān )地覆,引(yǐn )发(fā )(🐀)了(🧟)一(🚴)系(xì )(🧣)列(liè )令(lìng )人(rén )捧(🌮)腹(👣)的(de )(🗳)结果。作(zuò )者:匿(nì )名(🥊)。